I was recently interviewed for my school's student paper, the UVU Review. I even got my face on the front page, so I can see myself looking semi-professorial from the newspaper racks as I walk across campus. Whoopie! (Of course, I'm not actually a statistics professor or a choreographer, but who's to argue...) And still nothing on my office walls since the sabbatical. We'll have to fix that.
(And this post also represents my first experiment in seeing how annoying GIFs can get. Let me know if it's problematic.)